Please, Please, Please keep going so my roommates and I can keep laughing at you from the back of the dining room :)
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That awkward moment when your roommate screams from the bathroom “IT TORE MY BUTTHOLE AGAIN” followed by “IM BLEEDING SO MUCH” and “I NEED A TAMPON FOR BUTTHOLES”